Ma'sir
When you don't want to be addressed as a sir or ma'am. Why not be addressed as both? A combo of ma'am and sir. Chefs kiss. Besides it sounds fancy
Ma'sir by Nick Ma'sir January 23, 2021
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Ma'am-Sir
Guy: "Good afternoon, thank you for calling company X"
Caller: "Good afternoon Ma'am-Sir..."
Guy: "I'm a sir, not a ma'am-sir."
Caller: "Good afternoon Ma'am-Sir..."
Guy: "I'm a sir, not a ma'am-sir."
Ma'am-Sir by Louis Xavier December 17, 2008
masirie
Masirie is a fun, loving, beautiful and smart girl who really knows what to do if there is a problem, a girl who gets all the attention from the guys and loves to do jokes and be silly around her friends
"Wow your such a Masirie"
Masir
If you ever come a cross a Masir, then you better be friends with him cause he’s secretly a smort baddie and is Lord Mahaveer. He’s always there to help you when you’re feeling down with memes so you better hit him up before it goes to waste.
Some dude: Yo is that MASIR?
Some dude #2: YE HE’S SECRETLY A SMORT BADDIE AND LORD MAHAVEER!!
Some dude: BRO LET’S BE FRIENDS WITH HIM!!
Some dude #2: YE HE’S SECRETLY A SMORT BADDIE AND LORD MAHAVEER!!
Some dude: BRO LET’S BE FRIENDS WITH HIM!!
Masir by Malnourished Rat August 10, 2021
Masira
Masira is exceptionally genuine person who doesn't take shenanigans. Independent and fierce yet fragile.
Please handle with care. Every time she shows up, you'll be amazed! From her characteristics to her outfits.
Always on point!
Please handle with care. Every time she shows up, you'll be amazed! From her characteristics to her outfits.
Always on point!
masirovits
Usually a female with the first name Robin. Strong spoonfaced woman with firm handshake. Prefers the company of women. She’s a fan of the captain and loves to yell ahoy! Likes to live alone. A striking resemblance to John Travolta
masirovits by The Ghost Writers January 24, 2020
Masir
A guy who constantly repeats the same joke. Probably uses Reddit and is a women repellent despite not looking that bad
Masir by Rowley suckmydick August 10, 2021
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