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My Ass Is Too Fat 

One of the ways to describe or say that your butt is way too big and gigantic as fuck, especially when you find out that it can act heavy as fuck and look big and gigantic as fuck as your ass is extremely large in which that would be the reason why someone with a gigantic fat ass cannot fit into small clothing or onto or into anything small and cannot fit into the simple small places as that is also the reason why people might talk about your large fat ass, make fun of your large fat ass, and laugh and make very funny but extremely mean, rude and insulting jokes about your large gigantic fat ass and someone might say or try to do something rude, disturbing, mean, hurtful, dumb and stupid things about it and/or to it.
Person A: (Calling his best friend Person B as he is speaking to him over the phone), Hey I have to tell you something that happened and its really weird and kinda embarrassing.

Person B: Tell me what happened.

Person A: Well you won't understand it but I just found out that I fell out of bed for no reason and now I am just sitting on the floor wonder how the hell this happened.

Person B: Well are you alright and everything is going okay?

Person A: Yes but I just wanna know how this happened.

Person B: Why, is it probably because maybe you perhaps had a bad dream or a nightmare and you had the shit frightened the fuck outta you to the point where it made you roll out of bed and fall onto the floor?

Person A: No, it's because My Ass Is Too Fat and its heavy as fuck and I cannot fit onto this fucking bed as its just simply just small as fuck and I can't fit into anything or anyplace that's small.

Person B: Well if you know that's the reason why you just fell out of bed then why did you even bother calling me over the telephone at 2:00 in the morning to tell me about this?

Person A: Well this is because you are my best friend and I have had conversations with you over the phone during crazy hours while everybody else is asleep and I just thought I could get your opinion as to why I fell out of bed and I was wondering about why this happened and I just thought that this was completely weird until I just figured it out and discovered why it happened.

Person B: Oh well ok.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016