MXL

abbr. Majorus Xtremus Legendrus

Title originating from ancient Roman, designated for the man of utmost speed, strength, and sexual prowess.

"Hark, Brutus, 'tis that Xiaoke, the MXL of MoCo?"
"'Tis so, Casear. I believeth I hath just spooged my pants!"

by Mike Li October 29, 2005

MXL

Geriatric Cerberus Pyrotronics fire alarm panel. Typically very slow and or not working correctly

That MXL Panel is so slow!

by hytadt561 April 26, 2025

Mxlau

bitch-ass motherfucker

I've come to make an announcement: Mxlau's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his discord user-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Mxlau, you've got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows— look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Discord? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!"

by HG$WEUHHJWHJIREIHOERJIOHER March 17, 2020

mxlqn

some virgin ape who trolls on ft

did you see mxlqn troll messi today? what a bitchless ape!

by hold this ratioooo June 5, 2021

Mxlxksmulti

Mxlxksmulti a quirky underrated editor on tik tok who edits anime but mostly danganronpa . She is rlly cute though. I love her so much :D

Who made that cool edit . It was mxlxksmulti

by Kokichiss April 6, 2021

mxltipositive

A person who is asexual but only horny for a man named Elijah best (aka sketch)
They have a platonic partner named 4stelic

Mxltipositive is also panromantic

by imakeuprandomwords June 29, 2021

mxleviachan

The most perfect person to ever walk the watch I love mxleviachan so much they’re the epitome of wonderful, one would be blessed to bask in their presence mxleviachan is tbh my favorite person ever lol (I have a crush on them 🤤)

Whore:I hate mxleviachan

Me: shut the fuck up you stupid bitch mxleviachan is better than you and if you ever think you’re anything more than a lowlife loser that will never reach the level of wonderful that mxleviachan you’re wrong.

by hexgrl March 18, 2021