Marines on the Mountain Hootenany (MOTMH). A group of degenerate and perverted Marine Corps veterans who have been known to party in the mountains of western Virginia every spring and fall since 2013. This secretive group is by invitation only and is rumored to be led by shadowy "Council Elders" who don tricorn hats.
Legend tells of an extremely exclusive double secret MOTMH council known as the Knights of Illumination. Much of the MOTMH activity remains a mystery, but the group is known to maintain close ties with Sasquatch researchers and the Flat Earth Society.
Legend tells of an extremely exclusive double secret MOTMH council known as the Knights of Illumination. Much of the MOTMH activity remains a mystery, but the group is known to maintain close ties with Sasquatch researchers and the Flat Earth Society.
“Dude, I rode my bike past the MOTMH and yelled ‘homos’ at them.”
“I haven't taken a shit like this since the fall MOTMH.”
“Chow is MOTMH style--gourmet as fuck and served continuously.”
“I haven't taken a shit like this since the fall MOTMH.”
“Chow is MOTMH style--gourmet as fuck and served continuously.”
by Coyote Fucker April 28, 2025
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