Definitions by truckermouth

MLIF 

My Life Is Fucked.

a spawn of FML (fuck my life).
meaning, while you're busy saying fuck your life, my life is already fucked, been there, done that.

"I dropped my pencil...FML"
man, shut the fuck up, MLIF, my mom got hit by a truck.

MLIF by truckermouth August 16, 2009