MLB’s

Major league balls

Hold these MLB’s Bitch!!!! Juuu hurd

MLB’s by Yousmackone September 5, 2019

MLB Special 

Sexual act consisting of a male being on the recieving end of oral pleasuring while enjoying copious amounts of dip. Once the point of ejaculation has been reached the individual immedeatly squirts his ejaculate and his dip simultaneously onto the face of the pleasuring female partner.

Named in honor of MLB/Atlanta Braves star Brooks Conrad and his brutal rage,physically impossible amounts of dip, and walk off grand slam in the 2010 season.

Once she was done blowing ole Brooks, he gave her the MLB Special.

MLB Special by Matt J Kemp July 1, 2010

MLB status

means being at the top of your game. MLB stands for major league beasts, only the best of the best can obtain such a high level, a higher level does not exist. Originally coined by Michael, Brandon, and Luis this illusive status is what many strive for and few succeed

guy to friend: "Damn bro lets leave, that dude over there is on MLB status"

MLB status by likenoneother September 7, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004