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MLB’s by Yousmackone September 5, 2019
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MLB Special 

Sexual act consisting of a male being on the recieving end of oral pleasuring while enjoying copious amounts of dip. Once the point of ejaculation has been reached the individual immedeatly squirts his ejaculate and his dip simultaneously onto the face of the pleasuring female partner.

Named in honor of MLB/Atlanta Braves star Brooks Conrad and his brutal rage,physically impossible amounts of dip, and walk off grand slam in the 2010 season.
Once she was done blowing ole Brooks, he gave her the MLB Special.
MLB Special by Matt J Kemp July 1, 2010

MLB status

means being at the top of your game. MLB stands for major league beasts, only the best of the best can obtain such a high level, a higher level does not exist. Originally coined by Michael, Brandon, and Luis this illusive status is what many strive for and few succeed
guy to friend: "Damn bro lets leave, that dude over there is on MLB status"
MLB status by likenoneother September 7, 2010
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