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MISS DAY 

The definition of a complete cunt who no one likes and wishes for her to die.Everyone gets excited after they hear they have a cover but then Fucking miss day walks in and shouts at you for breathing
The definition MISS DAY is a CUNT
MISS DAY by Fitzwimarc official October 30, 2019
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National hit or miss day 

National hit or miss day is celebrated on January 10th and to do so go into a grocery store and yell “hit or miss” really loud and see if anyone responds
Tomy: bruh are you celebrating national hit or miss day?

Ethan: bro no duh let’s go celebrate
Tomy: sounds good my bro

National Hit Or Miss Day!! 

National Hit Or Miss Day is officially February 19. If you want to participate then go to a store or some place and record yourself yelling “Hit Or Miss” You dont have to participate if you don’t want to.

National Miss school day 

On December the 2nd it is national miss school day
Bob: You going to school on December the 2nd

Jeff: No

Bob: Why

Jeff: It is national miss school day

miss badboyhalo day 

may 4th is miss badboyhalo day.
man i miss badboyhalo
well duh dipshit its the 4th of may
huh??
may 4th is miss badboyhalo day.😐

miss half day 

a women who goes out with a guy (sunny) for 12 hours
she is miss half day
miss half day by sunny leaver April 3, 2015

Miss your ex day

October 10, the 10th of the 10th great day to miss your ex and post him to your favorite love song luvvs
Girl 1: Broo I lowkey miss himmmm
Girl 2: bbg post himmm it’s national miss your ex dayyy
Miss your ex day by Your_thatgirl. October 4, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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