MILS

Mother I'd Like {to} Scissor; i.e. the lesbian variant on MILF (Mother I'd Like {to} Fuck). Certainly, a number of lesbians would prefer to fuck the moms, but are relegated to Scissoring due to gender specific incompatibilities.

"... and although Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis were both nominated for best actress after co-starring in Thelma and Louise, everyone knows that Geena... whoa! There goes a MILS!!!"

"What? Where? Huh?"

"Sexy 'b' pushing the stroller... I've got to rub it on and against her, crotch-wise..."

"How? What?"

"That Mom, I'd scissor the piss out of her... that's what we'd do - knock back an 18-wheeler of High Life's, scissor, then hit the road on my Honda Valkyrie and talk LPGA all the way from Ocean City to Bakersfield... "

by bzbr July 03, 2009

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MILS

The desire to suck a man penis

I want to suck your cock (MILS)

by nelson.d.e April 30, 2008

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Mil-Mil

A million million. Often in reference to a million million dollars.
Not a trillion, nor, (in the UK,) a billion, but a million million. A mil-mil.

Used predominately in the areas surrounding Hume, CA

"Homie, we gettin' crunk tonight, throwin' down mil-mils left and right!"

"Would you bet a million dollars?" "Sir, I would bet a mil-mil."

"I wish this ridiculous program didn't cost a mil-mil."

"It's gonna cost me a mil-mil to bail myself out of Israeli prison..."

by Spoli December 20, 2009

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