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when a girl gives you the hard's hand job and your dick start to nut that look like milk
that girl was milk my cock last night
milk my by tetsu okima December 9, 2008
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milk my garden 

when a female asks someone to play with them until they cum they will sometimes ask them to milk their garden
I am so horny right at the moment, milk my garden now!
milk my garden by Garden Milker July 15, 2009

milk my duds 

The act or process of yourself or another, gently massaging the testacles until satisfaction...
"Man, I had my lady 'milk my duds' last night and I can still feel the tingling sensation."
milk duds lady sensation pleasure testacles
milk my duds by 1017OkinawaThug March 1, 2016

milk my almonds 

common euphemism for fuck used by those in the vegan and dairy free community
milk my almonds by annntttt July 27, 2019

milk my noodle 

A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.
Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.

Ur mom milked my noodle last night.

Im so glad your milking my noodle.
milk my noodle by PenisHead5467 March 9, 2020

milk in my truck 

A reference to a guy on guy creampie
Dess thinks: I wish I had milk in my truck but its been empty for years.
milk in my truck by Quantity November 5, 2013

milk in my coffee 

Reference to interracial relationships... black people who like white people
Black guy: I prefer black women but every now and then I like a little bit of milk in my coffee.
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