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South yorkshire dialect

"Ask that mester ova theeurh"

Defines an older gentleman who has experienced lots of success and wild events during his life. A man who has lived.

Also defines a true legend who drinks Carling
Carling is a propper mesters drink
mester by GeorgeJ23 April 1, 2020
Pronounced me-ster. Verb. Taking a picture of oneself
Come on over guys, let’s take a mester so we don’t forget this night

jonas mester

Jonas Mester is a glorious turnip and drug selling lovely boy. He is also described as the messias of Lithuania
Omg here is the great jonas Mester!
jonas mester by ABC boy November 24, 2017

Master of deception 

on-point description of junior Grimes

What Junior Grimes is, (old J)

For none even close than mistah J at deceiving and he’s VERY GOOD at it since he’s able to blend in and stand out simultaneously. J is the master of deception after all, he could be your friend and your worst enemy altogether and you’d never even know nor suspect it
J is the master of deception, anyone who claims otherwise or to be the master of deception is deluded or mistaken

Master of deception is someone who’s able to appear as an ally when in reality is plotting your downfall and to overthrow order and your entirety

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Junior IS the master of deception

Zhut Master 

One of the sweetest members of society who is often getting high and smoking in his house, turning it into a hot box..
"See that guy over there?"
"Yeah?"
"That's Zhut Master T****"
Zhut Master by Zhut Zhut March 21, 2017

Master Ricky 

The sexiest, hottest, most attractive, most intelligent, and most brilliant living being of all time. He is everyone's Master.
Look at how sexy and hot Master Ricky is!
Master Ricky by JTS2 June 8, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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