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masterhatin 

The act of being cock-blocked, but while you're masterbating.
Guy 1: So I was yanking it real good last night, and my mom walked in. She kept on talking and wouldn't let me finish for at least a half hour.
Guy 2: Wow, she was masterhatin on you.
masterhatin by aablmd82 July 9, 2010
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masterhation 

That bitch Kim is getting on my nerves, but shes so hot. Time for some masterhation
masterhation by trilla king January 3, 2011

Masterhating 

Thoroughly enjoy criticizing something, also deliberately seeking things to critize.
"Have you watched Epic Movie lately?"
"That's such a bad movie! It's great for Masterhating though."
Masterhating by JaredZ June 8, 2007

masterhating 

hating ones self for missing the opportunity to score
Person1 : AAh! i hate myself for not getting with that chick.

Person2 : dude...stop masterhating
masterhating by bob_da_builda October 18, 2010

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026