Mesterhazi 

A very Aryan man who gets all the Muslim punani. This man could be called the TESTOSTERONE MAN for his bulging muscles can cut steel.

Did you see Mesterhazi? His muscles are so BIG.

Mesterhazi by Fluid Boseph November 30, 2018

masterhatin 

The act of being cock-blocked, but while you're masterbating.

Guy 1: So I was yanking it real good last night, and my mom walked in. She kept on talking and wouldn't let me finish for at least a half hour.
Guy 2: Wow, she was masterhatin on you.

masterhatin by aablmd82 July 9, 2010

masterhation 

when you masterbate to someone you hate.

That bitch Kim is getting on my nerves, but shes so hot. Time for some masterhation

masterhation by trilla king January 3, 2011

Masterhating 

Thoroughly enjoy criticizing something, also deliberately seeking things to critize.

"Have you watched Epic Movie lately?"
"That's such a bad movie! It's great for Masterhating though."

Masterhating by JaredZ June 8, 2007

masterhating 

hating ones self for missing the opportunity to score

Person1 : AAh! i hate myself for not getting with that chick.

Person2 : dude...stop masterhating

masterhating by bob_da_builda October 18, 2010