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Mean Man Syndrome

When a man must act mean at all times to feel good about himself. He probably has an uncircumcised penis and is self conscious in crowds.
Do you know that guy Peter? You know, the guy with mean man syndrome who always says mean things and is kind of ugly and tall?
Mean Man Syndrome by Drwifey2005 October 9, 2015

i mean come on man

based off phrases from not only South Park but Spaceballs as well.
I mean, come on man. You fell for the oldest trick in the book. I can not believe you!
i mean come on man by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

I mean I guess man

Just a variant of the "I guess bro" meme, which depicts a man scratching the inside of his eyelid, the meme represents disappointment, frustration, or have simply given up trying to understand someone/something that is completely stupid or something you wouldn't expect.
1 -

TikTok user: *comments outdated meme*
Me: I mean I guess man 💔 (disappointed)

2 -

*Keeps messing something up even after you learned it, often the cause of something you usually wouldn't expect*
Me: I mean I guess man 🤦 ♂️ (has given up trying to understand)
I mean I guess man by GravX_LOL September 17, 2026

Aye Man I ain't Mean It 

When you say something to an individual that would come off offensive and he or she could clearly kick your ass you pull back and apologize
George: *walks over to Henry and ask for the time*

Henry: *waits till George turns around after recieving no respons, Henry then proceeds to say*... "Time for you to get a watch"

George: *Snaps back around, fist clenched*

Henry: *horrified* "Aye Man I ain't Mean It"
Aye Man I ain't Mean It by IDGAF1234 February 24, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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