French equivelant of LOL, litterally meaning "mort de rire", "Death from laughter" or "dying of laughter" (though it should be note that most French people still know LOL)
Short for “middle-distance relationship,” an MDR is when two people find themselves living with *JUST* enough distance between them that they can’t see each other as often as they'd like — shorter than the distance between Taylor Swift and Adele's vocal ranges but longer than the time it takes to master the catchy lyrics to Tay Tay’s latest chart-topper. Commonly used for a relationship with a significant other, friend, or friend's pet that lives more than 30 minutes, one bridge or a very large hill away.
Person 1: How often do you see your BFF?
Person 2: Um, like once a month TOPS. She lives all the way in Oakland.
Person 1: Ew. I hate crossing the bridge.
Person 2; I know, but I love her. She makes having an MDR totes worth it.
The MDR (Munson Dry Rub) describes a sexual technique where the penis is placed between a woman's breasts and a humping motion ensues. Hence the name, this act does not include lubricant and often leaves a long red mark extending from the cleavage to the collar bone.