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mckissick 

(Noun) : (1) A manly man, a male of true grit capable of memorizing verifiable libraries of sports facts and using said knowledge to accurately predict current athletic events in real time. (2) One who is capable of taking, and sinking, the big shot to send the game into overtime in a dazzling display of last minute heroics...
(Verb) To be McKissick'ed
(1) The act or process of having one's hopes and dreams shattered by a sudden and unexpected change of events
To pull a' McKissick': "Oh man, I thought we had had them, then that kid pulled a McKissick and it was all downhill from there!"
mckissick by sean mac md August 25, 2006

DIckus McKickus 

When one kicks another in the testicles with so much force, the victims tesicles become lodged in his throat rendering him completely sterile.
Andrew: That guy is such a quiff

Mike: Yeah

James: You should give him a DIckus McKickus so he can't produce anymore quiff offspring

Mcbiscuit 

Slang term for breakfast foods, usually used the morning after a long night of drinking when one is still drunk.
Person 1- "damn, last night was fun, but i'm hungry!"
Person 2- "yeah, let's get a fuckin Mcbiscuit!"
Mcbiscuit by shecub February 3, 2010

Mckissick effect 

(V) - When an asshole dies of cancer and everyone knows hes an asshole but the second he drops cold he is suddenly the best person alive.
*Enter asshole into existence*
*said asshole dies*
Brain dead idiot: "What a great person he/she was, the nicest person I ever met."
Also could say something like "Mr. Mckissick was my favorite teacher of all time, the way he verbally assaulted anyone who didn't have a nice ass was really nice of him."

Person 1: "Did you hear Mr. Mckissick died?"
Person 2: "Oh he was amazing!"
Person 1: "Oh the Mckissick effect huh?"
Person 2: "Dead ass"

"Mr. Mckissick was my favorite teacher after he died." - A common example of severe Mckissick effect

"I loved Mr. Mckissick!" -A common example of someone trying to blow smoke up your ass.

Mckissick effect 

(V) - When an asshole dies of cancer

and everyone thinks now hes a great person.

"Mr. Mckissick was my favorite teacher after he died." - A common example of sever Mckissick effect
"Thank god Mr. Mckissick died of cancer." -A common example of non-Mckissick effect
Person 1: "Did you hear Mr. Mckissick died?"
Person 2: "Oh he was amazing!"
Person 1: "Oh the Mckissick effect huh?"
Person 2: "Dead ass"