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un~welcome mat 

It's what you put out by your door when you don't want any company. You take the welcome mat indoors.
I was feeling like shit so I put the un~welcome mat out & brought the regular welcome mat indoors.
un~welcome mat by Starchylde May 23, 2016
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Mat Oldfield 

A living sex god whose massive cock was mistaken for the world serpent 'Jörmungandr' in ancient Nordic mythology.
Mat Oldfield's cock wrapped all the way around Midgard and due to its scaly complexion it was mistaken for a large, godly snake which was worshipped for it's sheer size and power. Nothing and no one was able to defeat it, not even the god of thunder 'Thor'.
Mat Oldfield by PedoBear3000 February 17, 2019
A term for pinning the gas pedal to the floor mats
Hey, if you dont mat it we will never get away from the cops.
Mat it by evilends December 24, 2008

Mat Baynton 

Mat Baynton Is Daddy sorry not sorry please don't kill me family

snatch mat 

The hair from a woman ass that has grown so long it is visible before you enter her snatch.
When I rolled her over, her snatch mat was out and welcoming me inside.
snatch mat by jimbojohnson June 22, 2014
A term for pinning the gas pedal to the floor mats
Hey, if you dont mat it we will never get away from the cops.
Mat it by evilends April 13, 2007