Someone who has the absolute pinnacle of amazing schlongs and will never hurt you and never make you cry. Also fuck you eric
Yo its yuh boi Dirty Mat
by TotallyNotMat August 28, 2019
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When a male (typically from Moncton) grabs your ass and proceeds to spin you around like a WWE wrestler. He then proceeds to drink your cum juice that was squirted out when you were spinning.
I performed a Dirty Mat on Edward yesterday.
by yeatbeat123 March 9, 2020
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Someone who has the absolute pinnacle of amazing schlongs and will never hurt you and never make you cry. Also fuck you eric
It's yuh boi, Dirty mat
by TotallyNotMat August 28, 2019
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A fucking Idiot with no Skills. But he has a giant schlong and will make u laugh.
Did u just „Dirty Mats“ her/him?
by Not Mats August 24, 2021
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