Mainer(Noun): fahckin, a wicked good person from that wicked good state of Maine. Said person was born and raised, and possibly had generations of family before them also live in this fahckin' place. I meanjesus fuhkin' christ, it's someone who uses r's where there ain't none, and doesn't use r's where they'ah supposed to be.
a Mainer will say, "Jesus Mary and Joseph, it's fuckin' roastin' out he'ah. Goin' to Bah Habah for some Lobstah' sounds like a good idear. 'Cause down there, the wind comes at a wicked good clip."
3 moxie is fucking good don’t deny it
4 we just got snow and I’m wicked happy
5 and uh- Jesus fucking criced!
6 you can’t get a sentence out, it’s not that we’re rude we just go “ayuh ayhuh, yea yea” because we wanna participate in the conversation.
7 i haven’t slowed because I have been shoveling snow all night
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.