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Maisterbait 

1 - The Act of jerking off to internet shock sites.
2 - Searching the internet in order to find disgusting and vile images to show your friends that make them question your sexuality as well as why they are friends with you
"Dude, Kyle spent his whole day maisterbaiting today and then copied all the links onto my facebook."

"My mom caught me Maisterbaiting yesterday and as a result cancelled my internet subscription"

"Kyle Maisterbaits so often that he has the limited edition goatse mastercard"
Maisterbait by James Wag February 27, 2007
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Masterbathon 

a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again
Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"
Masterbathon by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004

Management Masterbation 

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.
Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

Masterbaiden

Someone who masturbates on a school camp (or on a camp in general.)

And/Or

Someone who masturbates more than twice a day.
Guy #1: "Hey, did you heard (random name) was masturbating in his/her sleeping bag last night?

Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"

And/Or

Guy #1: "Dude, (Random Name) masturbated three times today!"

Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"
Masterbaiden by Mr.WasSoTrue October 13, 2010

Obsessive masterbaition disorder

A disorder in which one has the urge to perform the act of masterbaition frequently.
Bob has an obsessive masterbaition disorder. He beat his meat 20 times in 1 day! Lets hope he didnt run out of tissues!

violent masterbation 

Masterbating in an extreme manner; associated with shaking, yelling, high speed, and possibly pain.
Josh had the greatest money-shots ever, but he died from too much violent masterbation.
violent masterbation by Bigg N October 27, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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