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MAIN-SQUEEZE 

The girl/woman you'll always have strong,intimate feelings for. No matter what. The person that gives you unimaginable drive to do whatever you set your mind to. Who makes you unbelievably happy and makes your butterflies' butterflies' have butterflies. The person who you have no problem completely opening up to. A person who's your girlfriend and your bestfriend; who you can tease and get made fun of back and it's completely and "toats" "k". It's a person who instead of saying you automatically felt a spark/connection with, you say you felt fireworks. It's simply that one and only ultimate other-half. That one person, that you know, has changed your life for the better. "Simply Because..."
Randy: Man.
Dominic: What?
Randy: Jasleen Bain's is my Main-Squeeze. Without a doubt.
Dominic: Yeah, I can tell.
Randy:It's no secret. I'm proud to say it. To everyone.
MAIN-SQUEEZE by DINGLEBERRY ;] October 20, 2010
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Main Squeeze 

Out of all the people you could be chilling with they're the one you always with. Number one on your list, they're might be others but that's the one you always roll with.
"I can't go out tonight I'm gonna try and chill with my main squeeze. "
Main Squeeze by Msgreenthumb November 8, 2013

Main Squeeze 

its the most inportant of your many girlfriends or boyfriends, its the you like the most
man i like sarah and rachael but becca has to be my main squeeze
Main Squeeze by rmawills October 15, 2003

Main Squeeze 

The person who you have your primary romantic/sexual relationship with, although you also see others casually.
I spent Friday night with my main squeeze after seeing that chick I sometimes mess around with in the afternoon.
Main Squeeze by PolyGirlie October 14, 2003

main squeeze 

One's boyfriend, girlfriend or spouse.

This humorous phrase dates back to the 1800s, when it referred to a powerful or important person. In the 1970s, it began to refer to romantic partners.
1) I'd like you to meet Holly, my main squeeze.

2) The story is about a young man and his main squeeze, a cute coed named Nancy.
main squeeze by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

Main Squeeze 

The single most important SO out of a possible many SO's (Signifigant Others).
"I wanna be Eggman's Main Squeeze."
Main Squeeze by JaeaJ August 12, 2017

Main Squeeze 

I see John over there with Kayla, man, I need a main squeeze!
Main Squeeze by Whitney May 11, 2003
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