M.I.P 

1. Minor in Possesion
2. Something you can't graduate college without

"Dude, I just got my 3rd M.I.P.! If I get one more I get a free brethalyzer!"

M.I.P by ugafrat January 5, 2007

M.I.P.P. 

The M.I.P.P. (Mental Illness Prevention Plan) is a method if convincing oneself that their penis is not small, her hands are just big.

M.I.P.P. is defined by a universal term to compensate for compensation.

M.I.P.P. by TOASTED_BATHS_ARE_FUN April 2, 2019

M.I.R.P

Generally used in roleplays, it is used in a description of the character you're playing.
It is an acronym for More In Roleplay.

.+*Star Rise*+. |Female, loves stars, artistic, musical, smart, always tired, M.I.R.P|

M.I.R.P by Star Rise / Palette / Lunar November 14, 2017

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I PUT MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS

Are you a bag of Doritos because I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D by Frostbite_7313 December 2, 2019

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d

Blueface baby: I put my dick in a bag of doritos!!!

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Random person: i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d

i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d by SKRT_SKRT_SKRT_SKRT_SKRT October 4, 2019

M.I.L.P. 

A mother that is really mean and/or annoying, rude, obnoxious that needs to be punched in the face or any other body part.

"Oh my god. My mom is so unfair!"
"Dude, she's definitely a M.I.L.P."

M.I.L.P. by Bwilks July 29, 2009