M.E.O.W. 

An acronym for a type of woman desired by single Fathers in the modern dating world.

It stands for Mother Every Other Weekend.

Basically someone that has the same schedule as a single Father and can understand their situation.

A slight play on M.I.L.F. but nicer.

I met a M.E.O.W. with two kids that likes to golf!

M.E.O.W. by rocket69 August 3, 2010

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. 

Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. is the worst.

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. by IR2BMLGX420BLAZEIT May 2, 2018

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. 

Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. by ScrewserGaming June 5, 2018

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. 

Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge ( P.S don't stop people from hanging out with friends )

Friend: Wanna hangout?
You:" my mom just H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. me, i really tired
Friend: :(

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. by just mango February 8, 2022

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

W.O.M.E.N. 

Winners Ovulation Mensuration Endurance Negative pregnancy tests

We are W.O.M.E.N.

W.O.M.E.N. by Cute Potatoes September 5, 2018

W.H.O.L.E.S.O.M.E

W.H.O.L.E.S.O.M.E:
Weird
Hypocritical
Overrated
Loud
Egotistical
Self-righteous
Obsessive
Meddling
Exhausting!

Your so W.H.O.L.E.S.O.M.E!

W.H.O.L.E.S.O.M.E by EggyBread February 22, 2026