M.E.O.W.

An acronym for a type of woman desired by single Fathers in the modern dating world.

It stands for Mother Every Other Weekend.

Basically someone that has the same schedule as a single Father and can understand their situation.

A slight play on M.I.L.F. but nicer.

I met a M.E.O.W. with two kids that likes to golf!

by rocket69 August 03, 2010

Factory Tight Turtleneck

A euphemism for the vagina of a woman that has never had children.

Well, she had a factory tight turtleneck if you get my drift

by rocket69 August 03, 2010