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M. Diddy 

The nickname of Martha Stewart while in prison.
"I gave that poncho to M. Diddy."
M. Diddy by The Scarlett July 31, 2005
M Diddy tried to remove her electronic ankle bracelet with a sushi knife.

M Diddy has a huge crush on John Stewart, but are they related?
m diddy by inane5 July 21, 2005
Another way to refer to a muff daddy. Also a nickname for someone who considers himself a muff daddy.
M Diddy's favorite saying is "no muff to tough."
M Diddy by Eman3737 May 5, 2006
The act of calling someone with the initials M.D. M Diddy.

A famous white rapper in North Carolina.
M Diddy by Matt May 5, 2006

I’M DELETING YOU DADDY 

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% COMPLETE..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% COMPLETE.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% COMPLETE.... ███████████] 99% COMPLETE..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯TRUE💯 DADDIES ARE IRREPLACEABLE 💖I COULD NEVER DELETE YOU DADDY!💖 SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER 👪DADDIES👪 WHO GIVE YOU 💦CUMMIES💦 OR NEVER GET CALLED ☁️SQUISHY☁️ AGAIN❌❌😬😬❌❌ IF YOU GET 0 BACK: NO CUMMIES FOR YOU 🚫🚫👿 3 BACK: YOU'RE SQUISHY☁️💦 5 BACK: YOU'RE DADDY'S KITTEN😽👼💦 10+ BACK: DADDY😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
i’m deleting you daddy means

IM DELETING YOU DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% COMPLETE..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% COMPLETE.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% COMPLETE.... ███████████] 99% COMPLETE..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯TRUE💯 DADDIES ARE IRREPLACEABLE 💖I COULD NEVER DELETE YOU DADDY!💖 SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER 👪DADDIES👪 WHO GIVE YOU 💦CUMMIES💦 OR NEVER GET CALLED ☁️SQUISHY☁️ AGAIN❌❌😬😬❌❌ IF YOU GET 0 BACK: NO CUMMIES FOR YOU 🚫🚫👿 3 BACK: YOU'RE SQUISHY☁️💦 5 BACK: YOU'RE DADDY'S KITTEN😽👼💦 10+ BACK: DADDY😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

step bro i'm stuck help me daddy 

daddy im stuck in the dryer i need to cum
oh ya daddy harder step bro i'm stuck help me daddy
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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