M Lite 

A BMW that isn't a proper M Car.

You have mainline BMW M Power High Performance cars, such as the 1M, M3, M5, Z3M, even the M2, for example.

But there are range of more affordable, not so premium, and overall a less desirable car - and that is the M Lite!

These cars will include M140i, M135i, M50i, M340i, the new Z4 M40i and any Diesel

(the "i" at the end stands for "I Can't Afford An M Car")

The problem is, owners of M Lite BMW's usually tell everyone they own an M1 or M3, because they're too ashamed to tell the truth.

Also, do not be fooled by what M Sport owners say - this also falls under the moniker of M Lite.

Car guy 1: "Hey, I just got a new car!"

Car guy 2: "No way! Did you get that BMW 1M you were telling me about?"

Car guy 1: "Uh.. Yes, yes I did! It's great. Feels so good to finally have a M Power car. I love my M140i"

Car guy 2: "Hold on.. That's an M Lite! Why would you lie to me like that? We are no longer friends"

M Lite by Master Fuego April 5, 2023

I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

It is a catchphrase typically used in ironic memes as an excuse for reckless or criminal behavior, often coupled with images of villainous characters. It is used to mock people who abuse a condition or disability to excuse unacceptable behavior. Credit to Know your Meme

You can't attack me I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor.
You can't hold me accountable I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor by Big Boi Justin December 26, 2021

i'm literally shaking right now 

Used when someone is both furious and emotionally upset about something. Usually a reaction of not being unable to emotionally handle not getting one's way with something.

Like omg! I'm literally shaking right now.

i'm literally shaking right now by Lumlotus December 9, 2016

i'm literally shaking right now 

An infamous phrase used by your average Tumblr SJW/Feminazi to indicate a person's massive sensitivity and inability to accept reality, which is used as a pathological persuasion method and the additional 'Appeal to emotion' fallacy. It attempts to shame the audience to the point of opposing anything that person is offended by.

Tumblr poster : "This one time, I went to a restaurant, and I was feeling more gender fluid that day so I dressed up in my favorite scarlet dress and went out to eat by myself. As I'm near the entrance, I see a visibly Caucasian (blonde hair, blue eyes, and approximately 6'2) man wearing a MAGA hat approach me and, I shit you not, yell "Fucking f*ggot!" and he punches me in the face. The other males in the restaurant, all visibly Caucasian (blonde hair and blue eyes), cis older males clapped. I just wanted to go out in the real world and have a good time and be myself and this is what I get. I was about to call the police but I'm just so fucking terrified right now. I'm at home right now thinking about ending it all and I'm literally shaking right now"

i'm literally shaking right now by SalazarKekistani July 25, 2017

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking 

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104

Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022

I'm literally a communist 

A phrase originally uttered by British journalist, activist, academic and all-around legend Ash Sarkar in response to the odious Piers Morgan shouting accusations at and over her during an interview on Good Morning Britain, and wielded against him to great effect thereafter. It is known to exert a kryptonite-like effect on right-wing media hacks along with people who believe the USSR famine (so-called "Holodomor") was a genocide, keep revising the so-called "death toll" of communism further and further upwards, and/or peddle the utterly ridiculous belief that communism and fascism are one and the same, among others. Use wisely, for it is particularly destructive to incels who flood this website with duplicate definitions to make themselves feel better whilst sleeping alone at night.

"I'm not pro-Obama; I've been a critic of Obama, and a critic of the Democratic Party, because I'm literally a communist!"

I'm literally a communist by Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories January 24, 2019

I'm literally about to snap 

I really am

The void is losing my name I'm literally about to snap

I'm literally about to snap by Milaggo July 10, 2021