m'tarded

Short for "mega-retarded", indicating a level of retardation above and beyond all instances previously encountered by the speaker.

"Jesus, you're more m'tarded than I thought!"

by T. Strange July 03, 2003

m'tarded

Short for "Mega Retarded"

The guy who wrote the definition for "Fucking Bastard" must be record breakingly m'tarded.

by Stone Dog November 05, 2006

m'tarded

past tense of the surname disease "M'tard."
symptoms include:
yelling, crying, forgiveness, psychosomatic cases, blaming of others for a poor life, staring into space for 2.5 minutes, cringes at the sound of singing, likes cats, and is bi-polar.
remedies to this disease:
alone time, psychiatric help, or suicide.

"Miss M'tarded screamed at us in class again today...fuck that."

by big momma jalopenoes September 29, 2007

M'tard

A shortened way of saying "muh tard" as in "my retard". Its a derivative of "muh lady" and can be said in a friendly yet sarcastic tone.

Teacher: What's 2 + 2?

Student: Fish.

Teacher: No, it's 4. Come on m'tard!

by NippleFish666 March 01, 2023