M'bro 

Short for Middlesbrough

On a road sign:
M'bro - 17 miles

M'bro by TonyS August 31, 2006

A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it) 

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.

Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)

A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it) by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018

step bro i'm stuck help me daddy 

daddy im stuck in the dryer i need to cum

oh ya daddy harder step bro i'm stuck help me daddy

step bro i'm stuck help me daddy by Obviously_A_Human May 19, 2021

i'm broke

Out of money

I spent all of my money and now I'm broke.

i'm broke by EngSlang April 6, 2016

b&m broadband

Based on the UK store name b&m bargains, popular for being cheap and "jippo" saying someone has "b&m broadband" states they have a rubbish connection and a cheap internet,
mainly when playing on a video game and lagging.

rob: omg harry you have b&m broadband
harry: not my fault its lagging

b&m broadband by karok123 May 2, 2010

i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope 

broke. what you and all your friends most likely are, espec. if you do have a lil ice-cream habit.

"so u wanna go to the movies?" "i can't babe, i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope"

i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope by lauren September 1, 2003

i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps 

Straight up fucking poor

Alycia: "Eh.. go buy me some grocries "
Riley: "Shit bitch, i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps."

i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps by blackfeet09 August 2, 2010