M'bro
Short for Middlesbrough
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A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)
A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.
Michael: why did the tomato go red?
Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)
Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)
A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it) by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018
step bro i'm stuck help me daddy
step bro i'm stuck help me daddy by Obviously_A_Human May 19, 2021
bro I'm so bored
A universal declaration of extreme apathy, uttered when every available form of entertainment has failed and staring at a wall suddenly feels like a viable activity. Often sent via text or posted on a story as a subtle cry for someone, anyone, to initiate a plan.
Bro I'm So Bored
The ultimate state of existential dread experienced when you have 50 video games, a smartphone, and a TV, but somehow nothing to do. It is usually spoken while slumping into a couch or lying upside down on a bed.
Person A: "Bro I'm so bored."
Person B: "Go clean your room then."
Person A: "I said I was bored, not desperate."
The ultimate state of existential dread experienced when you have 50 video games, a smartphone, and a TV, but somehow nothing to do. It is usually spoken while slumping into a couch or lying upside down on a bed.
Person A: "Bro I'm so bored."
Person B: "Go clean your room then."
Person A: "I said I was bored, not desperate."
bro I'm so bored by bro im so bored September 10, 2026
i'm broke
Out of money
b&m broadband
Based on the UK store name b&m bargains, popular for being cheap and "jippo" saying someone has "b&m broadband" states they have a rubbish connection and a cheap internet,
mainly when playing on a video game and lagging.
mainly when playing on a video game and lagging.
b&m broadband by karok123 May 2, 2010
i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope
i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope by lauren September 1, 2003
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.