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Lurf Lurfington 

The Grand Pooba of Lurfopolis. Also, the count, duke, chancellor, high priest, pharaoh, emperor, king, governor, prime minister, lead guitarist, and fuzzy pickle of Lurfville, a small commune on the outskirts of Lurfton Manor in Lurfburgh, in the county Lurfchester, in the state of Lurfonia in the Grand Republic of Lurfopolis. Frequently he can be found lurfing it up at the lunch table, though he is also known for his lurfacious trumpetry.
1) Attention please: Will Lurf Lurfington please report to the attendance office.

2) A. Dude, that guy is so cool.
B. I know. He's such a total lurf.
A. Yeah...like a boss.
B. No, like Lurf Lurfington.

Lurf Lurfington by LL4eva April 21, 2009
Related Words
To be Laughing and barfing at the same time.
When Karla was feeling queesy, she remembered a joke and started larfing.
Larfing by Still_ill823 August 13, 2010
A person who promises much on the internet
why u always lyfing it bro?!
lyfing by khobis November 11, 2013
The act of killing time while feeling completely worthless inside derived from the words lor (as in dismay) and loafing (to spend time aimlessly).
He was lorfing around again today, I don't think he's done anything productive in the last week since they broke up.
lorfing by SethFalco April 18, 2017
I caught myself lerfing while being late for school.
Lerfing by Elchink October 21, 2018
i was larfing at the joke
larfing by Ricardo123456789075433 December 20, 2010
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