south lyon high school 

A school where everyone is super judgmental. Mostly white school yet half the boys try to act like thugs because they smoke weed and wear designer brands. This school thrives on talking shit about other people and all people talk about is others. If you don’t wear designer or talk a lot of shit and do drugs you will not fit in to this school. South Lyon High School is one of two high schools in South Lyon and is known as the better school.

“hey there’s South Lyon high school!” “Oh yeah the whitest school in the state full of drugs and the most snobbish judgmental people!”

south lyon high school by southlyonexposed October 21, 2017

Lyon County High School 

Lyon County High School (LCHS), or as the alumni of the 80s call it "Lick Crack Home Slice" is nestled in the middle of Hickfuckville, Kentucky, population probably 2500. Everyone knows who you are and who your parents are, (we're all related anyway) even if you've never heard of them. The students at Lick Crack can be sorted easily: jocks (we don't even have a football team; basketball players think they're the shit), VERY Christian, nerds/geeks (meme lords), band kids (very special people), potheads, and kids who you'll forget about immediately after you graduate.

You'll often here "YEEE HAWWW" bellowed from the most redneck of them. They'll be spotted dipping Copenhagen and reving their Chevy Silverado trucks (that daddy paid for) in the student parking lot behind the library.

The entire school has three hallways that intimidate all freshmen. (During graduation, it's a joke in every valedictorian and salutatorian speech)

You'll come to find that most of the teachers aren't bad at all, but some of them give homework every night, and some of them never let you leave class. Some will be hella chill and some will lose your papers and make you redo them months later after you've forgotten the material.

"Did you hear that Lyon County High School got ANOTHER Spanish teacher this year?"
"Good. The old one just played Spanish movies and gave us pop quizzes."

Lyon County High School by GetThatOuttaHere June 14, 2018

Lyon County High School 

Lyon County High School
A place where many stuck up students fill the halls and you are in one of three categories. Pot heads, Juulers, or average blurs. In Lyon county if you don’t belong to FCCLA, FFA, basketball team (starters), cheerleaders, softball players, or baseball players. You are nothing. You have your average teachers pets which walk the halls whenever they please and never get in trouble for it. In the bathrooms you may or may not smell the smell of a 5% mint pod. Here at Lyon county you either chew baccy of you’re a cuul juuler. Once you’re labeled at Lyon co, good luck with getting rid of that label. Here at Lyon we are all about your labels. If you make your way into the classrooms be careful, some of the teachers may reek of alcohol. We a huge scale of diff range teachers. We have the drunk teacher, the over achiever, the clumsy one that loses all your papers while bathing, the basketball coach teachers, laid back funny teachers, sarcastic, and hysterical teachers. Oh and you can’t forget the teachers that leave their class to play about in the shop while they walk up the halls swinging their keys. If you would like to have more of a definition of Lyon co then move there. ( but I wouldn’t recommend it )

“Hey do you smell that, yeah it’s just a Lyon County High School student juuling.”

Lyon County High School by Former high schooler May 20, 2019

South Lyon 

A typical old United States city, where everyone has so little to do that they bitch on Facebook about the town all the time. Full of people who were here when there was a buffalo farm on the corner and people who moved here because they heard it was whiter than white. Filled with hickville homes with plastic for insulation on the windows or McMansions that most can't afford. The big happening in the town is a trashy pumpkinfest once a year with a parade that literally is 2-3 hours of everyone and everything in the town on display, including 5 dance schools (with most of the teeny kids wearing so little), 2 matching bands, The town mayor, and lots of unheard of organizations. The town hosts 11 pizza take outs, 7 car parts stores , 3 or maybe it's 4 resale shops and little else. The people of South Lyon go into a tail spin for month when something like a Tim Hortons is being built. 95% of the population attends church although if you read what they say on social media you would never think it was a religion based community.

I live in South Lyon because it doesn't have any of "those " people and it still has old town America values.

South Lyon by Bridget the Bitch October 17, 2017

Scott Lyon 

Top shelf, classy yet tainted.

Cheri, Knave, Anything Japanese.

Scott Lyon by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Smokin cones & drinkin piss with garry lyon 

A common phrase used in country victoria that refers to one getting fucking loose with their mates. Best used in past tense to truly describe a large and eventfull night out.

"Hey Morrey, what did you get up to on the weekend?
"Eddie! I was smokin cones & drinkin piss with garry lyon all weekend, was bloody elite"

Smokin cones & drinkin piss with garry lyon by doolanator7 March 23, 2020

South Lyon 

An extremely white town filled with racists rednecks. Just the mere mention of Detroit fills the residents with fear. Main points of interest include a faggety little parade during Pumpkinfest, a shoddy little museum where the train used to run through. 2 high schools which are of vastly different qualities one having walls you can break through, the other recently built has plasma tvs and overall better facilities.

The one main actual amazing part of South Lyon is the South Lyon Hotel, originally a hotel it is now a kick-ass restaurant all but dedicated to its late manager Paul Baker.

All in all a place you cruise by on the Highway.

Between Mt.Brighton and Walmart (New Hudson) lays the terrible land know as South Lyon!

Ex. Confederate flags are flown in South Lyon despite few people in it knowing what century the Civil War took place.

Ex.Person 1: You want to go to South Lyon?
Person 2:As much as I'd like a nail through my skull.

South Lyon by ThePolishAtheist February 23, 2011