gastronomy

the study of how long it takes to take a dump after eating at taco bell

the study of how loud you fart after eating at taco bell

the study of farting so loudly that you go flying in the air and crack windows, leaving large marks on an seismometer

jaden just took a huge gastronomy, must've been taco bell

by autistizar December 02, 2013

molecular gastronomy

molecular gastronomy is a term you use when you stub your toe. it’s a term that can be quite stress relieving in some scenarios.

oh yeah. i know that pain. but what was that i heard you shouting when u stubbed your toe?

molecular gastronomy.

by sleepinonthegrass December 21, 2021