1 definition by Mashichael
A man creature, who may or may not have questions about his sexuality. A Lyon is the kindest of beings, that's is, unless you anger the beast. In the case that he is angry, you will feel the scorn of 1000 lions. Also, do not sneak in a Lyon's car, he will cut you. A true Lyon will have a blade fetish, especially when the blades are long and black.
Person 1: Did you hear about that guy at the Ford dealership that stabbed a guy who got in the backseat of the car he was in while he was detailing it? He went crazy, but then ended up buying the guy he stabbed the car and taking him to the hospital afterwards.
Person 2: Yeah, I totes did bro! I'd like to get to know this guy, he sounds like a real Lyon.
Person 2: Yeah, I totes did bro! I'd like to get to know this guy, he sounds like a real Lyon.
by Mashichael November 18, 2012