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Lynnwood 

Located in the 425 this Seattle suburb isn't that bad of a place to live. Fun house parties and good dro what more could a young guy ask for? Not as stuck up as the Muk or Dedmonds cause our families work for ours. That being said there are some scammers to watch out for. Oh and watch out for fake ass Edmonds hippies they never got the good dro. They're just some fake ass rich kids tryna rebel.
What's poppin' in Edmonds?

Not shit, just the beach. That's why it's called Dedmonds.

Let's find a party in Lynnwood get stupid drunk and blow dro all night

Lynnwood 

A town in Washington state that no one knows about.
Guy: Where you from?!
You: Lynnwood.
Guy: Where dat?!
Lynnwood by Te Posmokah April 5, 2008

dj lynnwood 

Baddest Mother Fucker on Two Turntables!
Dj Lynnwood is the Baddest Mother Fucker on Two Turntables!
dj lynnwood by ascendeddialect November 22, 2021

Lynnwood 

A high school in a suburb of Lynnwood, Washington.

It is known as the worst high school out of all schools in Edmonds School District (behind Mountlake Terrace, Meadowdale, and Edmonds-Woodway).

All of its sports suck, except for girl's basketball which won state championships in year 2015.
Also the poorest school in the district because of the diverse background of the students. Rich kids here are a rarity, and there are never any students from private schools that transfer here (they go to all the other schools in the district).

Even those families that live within the school boundaries make haste to transfer their kids to other schools in the district. Drug use is very prelevant here, the most common being weed.
The majority of the male students at this school are very perverted, with some even openly watching pornorgraphy during class.
There's not much of a typical high school social hierarchy here; just small groups that interact with each other. Students are not as attractive or smart as other high schools.

In conclusion, Lynnwood High School is a mediocre school with mediocre students that will lead a mediocre life.

No one here ever does anything unusual or exciting.
*in a regional high school meeting*
teacher: Now we will introduce ourselves and what high school we come from.
student 1: My name is Bob and I come from Lynnwood High School.

*student 2 whispers to his friends*: It's that ghetto school

*Family on Zillow searching for a new house*
Wife: Honey, isn't this house pretty good?
Husband: Ye- wait no! The assigned high school is Lynnwood high school. We can't let our son go to THAT school.
Lynnwood by IonlySpeaktheTruth April 26, 2015

Lynnwood 

A city in Washington that thinks they are better than their surrounding cities like Edmonds or Mukilteo, but it really just sucks.
Fuck Lynnwood lets go hang in Edmonds

Lynnwood Snickerdoodle

When youre really getting it on with your girl and you get the 'chef's kiss' in her p*ssy & you 'voila' to get her off.
Bro, gave my girl the Lynnwood Snickerdoodle last night, hadda change the sheets ASAP.
Lynnwood Snickerdoodle by CJCO April 28, 2026
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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