Guy 1: "Dude lets not get Dr. Pepper it's too expensive, get the store brand"
Guy 2: "Shut up bro that stuff is way too lycrisol to drink, it's too watered-down"
Guy 2: "Shut up bro that stuff is way too lycrisol to drink, it's too watered-down"
by Yoloswag4jesus69 July 25, 2011
Get the lycrisol mug.Anyone with this name is cool as fuck. if your name is Lycus you have the respect of all the gods. Greek gods to Norse gods. You're a fucking hero, keep your head high. You're fucking swaggy swag swag.
by Jaime Green March 26, 2021
Get the Lycus mug.1. A fashionable cyclist, whose clothing of choice is lycra.
2. A cyclist whom is unfamiliar with courtesy and often forgets road-rules.
3. A cyclist whom looks down on less fashionable and less-well equipped cyclists.
Plural: A pack of lycrists
2. A cyclist whom is unfamiliar with courtesy and often forgets road-rules.
3. A cyclist whom looks down on less fashionable and less-well equipped cyclists.
Plural: A pack of lycrists
Person 1: I came off my bike on my way to work.
Person 2: How come?
Person 1: Damned cyclist pushed me off the side of the road.
Person 2: Lycrists!
Person 2: How come?
Person 1: Damned cyclist pushed me off the side of the road.
Person 2: Lycrists!
by soilduck August 4, 2009
Get the Lycrist mug.They're the people who buy very expensive bikes, wear tons of Lycra with way too much gadgetry and gear all over their clothes and bikes and don't obey the rules of the road. More money than brains, gadgetry than skills, they never use hand signals, they ride doubles / triples / quadruples down narrow roads in car lanes and disobey "share the road" rules. They make other cyclists look bad. They're into the idea of cycling but don't actually live it or know anything about it. It's a status symbol to them that only other lycras think is impressive.
Those lycras just rode across an intersection without obeying traffic signals and caused a 3-car pileup!
Last week I hit a lycra because he didn't use hand signals. They had to use the jaws of life to remove all the spandex.
Last week I hit a lycra because he didn't use hand signals. They had to use the jaws of life to remove all the spandex.
by dollar bill yallz May 1, 2017
Get the lycras mug.A (usually male) person who has a paraphilia for wearing, exhibiting and collecting skin tight, stretchy articles of clothing constructed of fabric called Lycra, Spandex or Elastane.
That dude wearing his Spiderman outfit might be lycrasexual, but the guy wearing his Zentai suit surely must be.
by Parafiliac March 4, 2019
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