Yoloswag4jesus69's definitions

Tits-to-Ass Ratio

An approximate mathematical formula used to compare and contrast the size of a woman's breasts to the size of her ass. Typically if one is bigger than the other, the woman in question has a skewed or poor tits- to- ass ratio - If the two are relatively proportional, then she has an ideal tits- to- ass ratio. In some cases, the formula can be trivialized when the woman's good looks outweighs both of those factors.

"Sarah's got them titties tho"
"Yeah but her tits-to-ass ratio is all off, man"

by Yoloswag4jesus69 April 10, 2015

Calling Kurt Cobain

Similar to calling shotgun or Rosa Parks, however it is the seat behind the shotgun. Too soon?

"I call Rosa Parks!"
"Damn, looks like I'm Calling Kurt Cobain then."

by Yoloswag4jesus69 March 26, 2013

Business Decision

(Basketball) Moving/Jumping out of the way of your opponent who would have dunked on (posterized) you.

"Stephen Curry made a business decision when defending Ja Morant in the paint"

by Yoloswag4jesus69 June 6, 2022

Thick Bitch

A phrase used to describe a female - who although is heavier than most - makes up for it with good looks, exquisite curves, and a phenomenal tits - to - ass ratio.

"Damnnnn man, did you see Julia wearing those booty shorts today?"
"Hell yeah! How could I miss a thick bitch like her?"

by Yoloswag4jesus69 April 10, 2015

A Marine Corps Shower

Using deodorant

“Jesus man you really smell”

“Sorry dude, I was only able to take a marine corps shower today”

by Yoloswag4jesus69 November 13, 2018

lycrisol

Not as good as previously thought, not meeting expectations, falling short, lukewarm

Guy 1: "Dude lets not get Dr. Pepper it's too expensive, get the store brand"
Guy 2: "Shut up bro that stuff is way too lycrisol to drink, it's too watered-down"

by Yoloswag4jesus69 July 25, 2011