Definitions by Yoloswag4jesus69
Darth Vadering
When the microphone you are using is too close to your face (gaming, work, etc) and the people listening in your group can hear you breathing.
Person 1: *heavily breathing into their microphone*
Person 2: "hey bro could you take the mic out of your mouth? You're Darth Vadering"
Person 2: "hey bro could you take the mic out of your mouth? You're Darth Vadering"
Darth Vadering by Yoloswag4jesus69 May 7, 2026
Business Decision
(Basketball) Moving/Jumping out of the way of your opponent who would have dunked on (posterized) you.
Business Decision by Yoloswag4jesus69 June 6, 2022
A Marine Corps Shower
A Marine Corps Shower by Yoloswag4jesus69 November 13, 2018
Thick Bitch
A phrase used to describe a female - who although is heavier than most - makes up for it with good looks, exquisite curves, and a phenomenal tits - to - ass ratio.
"Damnnnn man, did you see Julia wearing those booty shorts today?"
"Hell yeah! How could I miss a thick bitch like her?"
"Hell yeah! How could I miss a thick bitch like her?"
Thick Bitch by Yoloswag4jesus69 April 10, 2015
Tits-to-Ass Ratio
An approximate mathematical formula used to compare and contrast the size of a woman's breasts to the size of her ass. Typically if one is bigger than the other, the woman in question has a skewed or poor tits- to- ass ratio - If the two are relatively proportional, then she has an ideal tits- to- ass ratio. In some cases, the formula can be trivialized when the woman's good looks outweighs both of those factors.
Tits-to-Ass Ratio by Yoloswag4jesus69 April 10, 2015
Calling Kurt Cobain
Calling Kurt Cobain by Yoloswag4jesus69 March 26, 2013
lycrisol
Guy 1: "Dude lets not get Dr. Pepper it's too expensive, get the store brand"
Guy 2: "Shut up bro that stuff is way too lycrisol to drink, it's too watered-down"
Guy 2: "Shut up bro that stuff is way too lycrisol to drink, it's too watered-down"
lycrisol by Yoloswag4jesus69 July 25, 2011