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They're the people who buy very expensive bikes, wear tons of Lycra with way too much gadgetry and gear all over their clothes and bikes and don't obey the rules of the road. More money than brains, gadgetry than skills, they never use hand signals, they ride doubles / triples / quadruples down narrow roads in car lanes and disobey "share the road" rules. They make other cyclists look bad. They're into the idea of cycling but don't actually live it or know anything about it. It's a status symbol to them that only other lycras think is impressive.
Those lycras just rode across an intersection without obeying traffic signals and caused a 3-car pileup!

Last week I hit a lycra because he didn't use hand signals. They had to use the jaws of life to remove all the spandex.
by dollar bill yallz May 01, 2017
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Lycra is a fetish where a man urinates into the woman's LEFT nostril and it would have to come out of the Right tear duct. My girlfriend loves it. You should try it!
I performed Lycra on my girlfriend and as the piss ran down her cheek, she started to stick out her tounge and lick it right off.
by AJ Hoshino January 20, 2005
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