They're the people who buy very expensive bikes, wear tons of Lycra with way too much gadgetry and gear all over their clothes and bikes and don't obey the rules of the road. More money than brains, gadgetry than skills, they never use hand signals, they ride doubles / triples / quadruples down narrow roads in car lanes and disobey "share the road" rules. They make other cyclists look bad. They're into the idea of cycling but don't actually live it or know anything about it. It's a status symbol to them that only other lycras think is impressive.
Those lycras just rode across an intersection without obeying traffic signals and caused a 3-car pileup!
Last week I hit a lycra because he didn't use hand signals. They had to use the jaws of life to remove all the spandex.
Last week I hit a lycra because he didn't use hand signals. They had to use the jaws of life to remove all the spandex.
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Guy 1: "Dude lets not get Dr. Pepper it's too expensive, get the store brand"
Guy 2: "Shut up bro that stuff is way too lycrisol to drink, it's too watered-down"
Guy 2: "Shut up bro that stuff is way too lycrisol to drink, it's too watered-down"
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Also featured in a "what not to do" educational music video in Heroes of the Storm due to their extremely poor skill level and performance.
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Also featured in a "what not to do" educational music video in Heroes of the Storm due to their extremely poor skill level and performance.
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That's the most retarded thing I've seen since LyraSona.
Ah shit we got LyraSona on our team, we GG we lose.
Ah shit we got LyraSona on our team, we GG we lose.
by VultureMount April 13, 2016
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1) The tendency to wear spandex at night when the moon is full.
2) The mythical ability to turn into a spandex clad super hero when the moon is full
1) The tendency to wear spandex at night when the moon is full.
2) The mythical ability to turn into a spandex clad super hero when the moon is full
I knew my lycranthropy had gotten out of hand when I found myself at midnight in the grocery store wearing spandex shirt and shorts with the bike at home.
by Mickey Makulit April 6, 2011
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King Lytraeas III made the word famous when he named all of town Chrisi's gyms and brothels after his name.
King Lytraeas III made the word famous when he named all of town Chrisi's gyms and brothels after his name.
OMG! I would totally hook-up with Dan! He's such a lytras!
Beside the drugs, I look up to Charlie Sheen, he's a total lytras!
Beside the drugs, I look up to Charlie Sheen, he's a total lytras!
by The Greek Philosopher July 16, 2014
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The other night I was just minding my own business, sat at the traffic lights, and some passing lycranthrope broke off my wing mirror and implied that I indulge in self-abuse! Must be a full moon again.
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