Lwanda 

A man, A myth a Legend. Lwanda is as close to a godly figure as any religion will allow.

Don’t be weak be Lwanda

Lwanda by A Lwanda January 26, 2021

Lawndalarita 

A sexual act in which multiple men have unprotected sex with the same woman in succession, ejaculating in a margarita glass. If at any time a participant finishes inside the woman, that person has to drink from the margarita glass. At the end of the gangbang, the contents of the margarita glass are mixed with a plastic spoon and used to inseminate the woman. The winner is revealed 9 months later on the Maury Povitch show.

Things got wild last night with Ashley at Skooterz, we went back to Jeff's house and set her up with a lawndalarita. I almost lost my boner when Jake busted in her and had to drink from the glass before it was my turn.

Lawndalarita by Nismaniak August 7, 2020

A Hot Landa 

when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel

bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?

nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.

A Hot Landa by immaletyounotfinish September 29, 2009

Landau 

Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.

To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.

Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"

Sherlock Schitt "Thine eeyorish cullion hast ruined much-needed apricity...."
Hect Dolef "Sherlock, you're being a Landau. If you have bedded anyone before, I just want you to know that your virginity has been returned to you expeditiously after having used those words"

Landau by くもり May 5, 2022

Lwandile 

An intelligent and beautiful person inside and out. He/she will flourish in everything that they do in life. He/she lives life to the fullest and lives by no one's rules. He/she is emotionless but is kind hearted and always gives people a second chance. You don't want to piss this person off cause there'll be hell to pay. He/she is very observant so don't think you're fooling them. Can also read people really well.

Boy: Wow Lwandile is so forginving

Girl: Yes, she gave me a second chance even though I hurt her.

Lwandile by S. Dladla May 31, 2019

LaWanda 

LaWanda is an American name that is a derivation of the name Wanda. LaWanda means the little wanderer or the one who wanders. LaWanda is confident, creative, fiercely loyal, brutally honest, intelligent, brave, forgiving, curious, funny and friendly. She can be stubborn, defiant, and single-minded to a fault. If she is your friend, she is your friend for life. If she loves you, she loves you for life. As the name implies, she is a wanderer, a seeker, a searcher, a finder - of color, music, light, love and truth.

the wanderer, wanda, lawanda, yuyanni, lovelawanda

LaWanda by Yuyanni February 5, 2010

Leanda 

she is awesome

who is that awesome person over there? thats Leanda

Leanda by awkward.pineapples January 24, 2011