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CommandGeek Labs
A cruel hellish underworld of a Discord run by popular famous celebrity CommandGeek.
This server is where comedy and braincells go to die.
This server is where comedy and braincells go to die.
Person 1: "Yooo I just went to CommandGeek Labs for a second and I can't feel my legs."
Person 2: "Holy crap! How are you still alive?!?"
Person 2: "Holy crap! How are you still alive?!?"
CommandGeek Labs by Aqtc April 12, 2021
Crust Labs
A condition in women that is analogous to the condition known in men as blue balls.
Such situation arises when a female is sufficiently aroused through foreplay with a man/women to the point at which her vagina becomes lubricated anticipating sexual penetration only for the man/women abruptly refusing to penetrate the aforementioned wet vagina.
Such an unexpected and non-erotic climax renders the lubrication of the vagina unnecessary and as a result it drys very rapidly forming a crust on the labia of the vagina.
Such situation arises when a female is sufficiently aroused through foreplay with a man/women to the point at which her vagina becomes lubricated anticipating sexual penetration only for the man/women abruptly refusing to penetrate the aforementioned wet vagina.
Such an unexpected and non-erotic climax renders the lubrication of the vagina unnecessary and as a result it drys very rapidly forming a crust on the labia of the vagina.
1. Q: "Bro, did you put away that girl the other night? She was gagging for it"
A: "Na Bro, she wanted it but I said no and she got Crust Labs..... I still got a wristy though"
Q: "Niiiice"
2. Q: "Bro, did you bang that slut the other night?"
A: "Na Bro, I decided to Crust Lab her, that way she'll want it way more next time"
Q: "No doubt baby"
A: "Na Bro, she wanted it but I said no and she got Crust Labs..... I still got a wristy though"
Q: "Niiiice"
2. Q: "Bro, did you bang that slut the other night?"
A: "Na Bro, I decided to Crust Lab her, that way she'll want it way more next time"
Q: "No doubt baby"
Crust Labs by deepseatrawling March 12, 2014
LWAS
Late With A Story -- somebody who is never on time for anything but always has the most elaborate and creative reasons for tardiness -- and is completely oblivious to the ag it causes everyone else
Here she comes, 45 minutes late, with some long-winded excuse about her hair didn't work and the bus was detoured and she had to go back 'cause she forgot her cell and and and man, she is always LWAS
LWAS by neverlategirl January 2, 2009
Digital Dream labs
to be a fradulent company, to take people for their hard earned cash. when a company takes an image from a previous company and pulls the wool over others eyes causing them to believe the company is experienced when it ends up failing miserably. to sell people a great product and ship complete trash causing thousands to want refunds. to completely ignore people and keep their money.
That new company doing the kick starter last year pulled a digital dream labs and never shipped anybody what they bought.
the used car dealer was a real digital dream labs promising the car had air conditioning and suspension but it gave the driver heat stroke in the summer and felt like it drove in the mountains.
i just bought a product that looked awesome in the commercials but the company was a real digital dream labs and sent me a cheap imitation that was defective.
the used car dealer was a real digital dream labs promising the car had air conditioning and suspension but it gave the driver heat stroke in the summer and felt like it drove in the mountains.
i just bought a product that looked awesome in the commercials but the company was a real digital dream labs and sent me a cheap imitation that was defective.
Digital Dream labs by Cozmo King December 29, 2022
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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