Labster 

noun - 1. A chick (usually a skinny chick) having little to no body and possessing large meat curtains.

2. Similar to lobster(refer to definition #8) except all the "meat" hanging from her vag.

Nelson: "Hey did you hook up with that hippie chick last night?"

Dustin: "Yeah, but she was a total labster. Now my shoes smell funny."

Labster by dirtytree January 5, 2008

to craft a triple cast lobster 

Means having sex in the workshop, you tell this to your relatives if you want them to think of you as an innocent craftsman. You hope they are too impressed to ask any further.

Aunt: "So, what were you and your partners name doing in the workshop last night?"
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."

to craft a triple cast lobster by CLuG4ever May 13, 2021

River Lobster 

1. Annual festival celebrated on April 19 in Charleston, SC where 10's of people gather on the rivers edge and unzip there fly to let there junk hang out in honor of the legendary River Lobster.

The tradition was started by a local sushi restaurant patrons after trying to explain where the lobster on the menu was sourced.

2. your junk

dude, you going down by the river on April 19 to let your "River Lobster" fly?

River Lobster by StreakyJim April 15, 2010

Lasterday 

The word you use when you are talking about something that happened in the recent past, but you can't remember the exact day (due to a black out), or it really doesn't have any significance to the story...or you just can't be bothered to think hard enough to remember it.

Amber: I just went to a Ween concert in Anaheim.
Penny: Really, when was that?
Amber: Lasterday, I think.

Lasterday by DeedleDawn October 7, 2009

Lasterday 

The day before yesterday.

Today is tuesday, which means Sunday was Lasterday.

Lasterday by Teatime777 December 28, 2015

Lasterday 

Any day prior to the present day.

Remember lasterday, when you were born and then started driving.

Lasterday by Angelpie November 27, 2012

Lasterday 

When you don't remember what happened LAST night but knew it was YESTERDAY.

I smashed on this beezy lasterday.

Lasterday by Antdizzle310 June 17, 2013