LWAS 

Late With A Story -- somebody who is never on time for anything but always has the most elaborate and creative reasons for tardiness -- and is completely oblivious to the ag it causes everyone else

Here she comes, 45 minutes late, with some long-winded excuse about her hair didn't work and the bus was detoured and she had to go back 'cause she forgot her cell and and and man, she is always LWAS

LWAS by neverlategirl January 2, 2009

Lwasf 

We type lol & sometimes we're not really laughing .So why dont use Lwasf (:

-Laughing With A Straight Face-

*MSN Chat*

A: Came from the supermarket saw a man crying over onions!
B: Lwasf

Lwasf by RandomStrawberry August 6, 2011

Lwasembo 

He is more of a God than Ethan and gets all the ladys. He is God at everything he does.

Lwasembo is God

Lwasembo by Whisper_ November 23, 2021

Lwasembo 

The absolute legend at everything he does. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP HATERS

Lwasembo is a legend

Lwasembo by Whisper_ May 15, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019