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Lunarsexual

The sexual orientation where one identifies as gay, however only during the full moon phase of the Lunar cycle.
Dang bro, sometimes it’s hard being a Lunarsexual. I had to back out of my date with Eleanor this weekend. I didn’t realize it was a full moon.

Lanasexual 

Lanasexuality is romantic or sexual attraction or behavior toward Lana Parrilla/Evil Queen of Once Upon a Time. The term is especially used in the context of human sexual attraction to denote romantic or sexual feelings toward Lana Parrilla. The problem arises when a female may actually consider themselves straight just sexually or romantically attracted to Lana Parrilla. There may be some conflicting feelings for the female to deal with. They may also go through a period of Regalsis
Nelly- I was just on Tiny Chat with Katie and she's freaking
Marguerite- What's wrong with her?
Samantha- She's trying to sort out all these feels for Lana Parrilla
Marguerite- What's wrong with that?
Nelly- She thinks she may be Lanasexual
Samantha- Oh...
Nelly- me too.
Lanasexual by NellyPheenix November 27, 2012

Linearsexual 

A person that is attracted only to the opposite sex (biological) such as REAL men and REAL women.
Amy: Hey Anthony!
Anthony: YO! Sup?
Amy: Are you gay?
Anthony: Why would you assume that? Anyway, no. I am LINEARSEXUAL.
Amy: What is that?
Anthony: It means I am attracted only to the opposite sex. I am attracted to REAL and BIOLOGICAL women.

Amy: I've never heard of that...
Anthony: Yeah, but that's just how I am, that's my sexuality, and if people disagree, they're linearphobic.

luhansexual 

Sexual attraction to pretty boys or particularly korean boys that are prettier than most girls.

Origin: tumblr user xiupernatural
Mom, Dad, I’m Luhansexual
luhansexual by npll October 31, 2013

Lanasexual 

LANASEXUAL: a descriptive word for females who identify themselves as straight but have feelings of love and/or attraction toward actress Lana Parrilla.
"A friend asked me if I was straight or bi, and I replied NEITHER. I'm LanaSexual."

"Look at those women, trying to promote their Lanasexual agenda!"

"While watching OUAT, I realized that my Lanasexuality was growing stronger with each viewing."
Lanasexual by HenrySwanMills May 26, 2014

Lucasexual 

Characterized by a strong attraction to the Force and other things and entities Star Wars related.
When their husbands grabbed light saber toys and began to duel seriously, Gayle and Liz, suspected their husbands were Lucasexuals.
Lucasexual by LoQuetha July 20, 2012