Linasexual
Verb: When a woman only becomes sexually aroused by rubbing their very hairy girl parts on the face of a passed out guy while being filmed.
Linasexual by Boss Me January 31, 2019
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Lanasexual
Lanasexuality is romantic or sexual attraction or behavior toward Lana Parrilla/Evil Queen of Once Upon a Time. The term is especially used in the context of human sexual attraction to denote romantic or sexual feelings toward Lana Parrilla. The problem arises when a female may actually consider themselves straight just sexually or romantically attracted to Lana Parrilla. There may be some conflicting feelings for the female to deal with. They may also go through a period of Regalsis
Nelly- I was just on Tiny Chat with Katie and she's freaking
Marguerite- What's wrong with her?
Samantha- She's trying to sort out all these feels for Lana Parrilla
Marguerite- What's wrong with that?
Nelly- She thinks she may be Lanasexual
Samantha- Oh...
Nelly- me too.
Marguerite- What's wrong with her?
Samantha- She's trying to sort out all these feels for Lana Parrilla
Marguerite- What's wrong with that?
Nelly- She thinks she may be Lanasexual
Samantha- Oh...
Nelly- me too.
Lanasexual by NellyPheenix November 27, 2012
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Linasexual • Lunasexual • Lanasexual • lenasexual • lisasexual • LynaSexual • Lindsexual • Linksexual • liyasexual • liesexual
lexasexual
lexasexual by gayforlexa January 4, 2021
Linearsexual
Amy: Hey Anthony!
Anthony: YO! Sup?
Amy: Are you gay?
Anthony: Why would you assume that? Anyway, no. I am LINEARSEXUAL.
Amy: What is that?
Anthony: It means I am attracted only to the opposite sex. I am attracted to REAL and BIOLOGICAL women.
Amy: I've never heard of that...
Anthony: Yeah, but that's just how I am, that's my sexuality, and if people disagree, they're linearphobic.
Anthony: YO! Sup?
Amy: Are you gay?
Anthony: Why would you assume that? Anyway, no. I am LINEARSEXUAL.
Amy: What is that?
Anthony: It means I am attracted only to the opposite sex. I am attracted to REAL and BIOLOGICAL women.
Amy: I've never heard of that...
Anthony: Yeah, but that's just how I am, that's my sexuality, and if people disagree, they're linearphobic.
Linearsexual by linearsexualanthony April 30, 2021
Lanasexual
LANASEXUAL: a descriptive word for females who identify themselves as straight but have feelings of love and/or attraction toward actress Lana Parrilla.
"A friend asked me if I was straight or bi, and I replied NEITHER. I'm LanaSexual."
"Look at those women, trying to promote their Lanasexual agenda!"
"While watching OUAT, I realized that my Lanasexuality was growing stronger with each viewing."
"Look at those women, trying to promote their Lanasexual agenda!"
"While watching OUAT, I realized that my Lanasexuality was growing stronger with each viewing."
Lanasexual by HenrySwanMills May 26, 2014
ninasexual
the feeling you get when you watch videos or look at pictures of Nina Dobrev and question what sexuality you are.
ninasexual by boi dumb December 31, 2016
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