Lumkin
Lumkin by pimpyoursexlife April 21, 2006
Words you can keep
luminisk
Is a word that may be said when you’re laughing and are incomprehensible.
Can also be heard when someone doesn’t hear what you said and just decides you’re weird and thinks you just like saying funny things.
Can also be heard when someone doesn’t hear what you said and just decides you’re weird and thinks you just like saying funny things.
luminisk by skittlepoppers June 13, 2020
Lemkinism
The word is originally derived from a Crooked cop named Jonathan lemkin, Best known for stealing an instagram page named "TheUnnaturals" and claiming it his own by saying "I'm the real face of the unnaturals" which is not true. Lemkinism refers to lying, robbery, zionism and cockroach alike characteristics (mentally and physically "like having extremely skinny calves")
Jonathan lemkin also known as Johnny Limpdick is known for taking Tren for 20 years and still looking like absolute dogshit. Not only that, but he also sold bunk lemkinese gear to young kids that just started going to the gym. He also was a policeman but got fired when he got caught up with 2 kilos of coke and a dildo stuck in his fartbox. He also called the piss lord Janoy Cresva a retard and also called a youtuber named Cassady Campbell out for having a shit physique despite weight training for a long time.
Jonathan lemkin also known as Johnny Limpdick is known for taking Tren for 20 years and still looking like absolute dogshit. Not only that, but he also sold bunk lemkinese gear to young kids that just started going to the gym. He also was a policeman but got fired when he got caught up with 2 kilos of coke and a dildo stuck in his fartbox. He also called the piss lord Janoy Cresva a retard and also called a youtuber named Cassady Campbell out for having a shit physique despite weight training for a long time.
*a random dude with a jewfro, counting his shekles carefully, scratches and sniffs his bum and wears a khaki bermuda pants*
You notice his actions and whisper to your friend
- "omg look at this lemkinism"
You notice his actions and whisper to your friend
- "omg look at this lemkinism"
Lemkinism by pisstrooper101 May 19, 2018
Lumpkinella
Lumpkinella by Eggony April 23, 2018
Lurking Murk
This is a term of creepy, scary internet trolls, who live in their mothers basement. Usually fits those who use creepy eye avatars.
Did you see what that freaky Lurking Murk posted today? You know the one with the avatar of his/her eyes?
Lurking Murk by concerned urban citizen August 25, 2009
Lumina Studio Theater
A kick-ass acting group in the United States. Not the car. We do Shakespeare, Dickens and random shit made up by our director. We usually (but not always) twist the setting or characters somehow. Lumina is not to be treated casually. We take it seriously. It is not an after-school activity. And not a cult, at all...
"I have a Lumina Studio Theater rehearsal from 12:30 to 3:00 on Saturday."
"Really? That short?"
Or
"What do you do do for fun?"
"I do Lumina."
Or
"Can't you just skip a Lumina rehearsal once?"
"Hahahahahahaha."
"Really? That short?"
Or
"What do you do do for fun?"
"I do Lumina."
Or
"Can't you just skip a Lumina rehearsal once?"
"Hahahahahahaha."
Lumina Studio Theater by BlackInk April 14, 2010
Th'Lumpkin
The sexual act of receiving fellatio while sitting on a toilet with a puffer fish in your ass. Essentially, it is a blumpkin with the addition of a puffer fish in the anus.
Bonus points are given for agitating a live puffer to the point of inflating and impaling the anus with it's spines during the act.
Bonus points are given for agitating a live puffer to the point of inflating and impaling the anus with it's spines during the act.
Th'Lumpkin by The Almighty Pig April 8, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.