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A male on a toilet having fecal evacuation while a fe-/male counterpart performs fellatio.
Last night my wife barbara said she'd give me a lumkin if i would like her pussy for the first time
by pimpyoursexlife March 31, 2006
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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