Lumkin
Lumkin by pimpyoursexlife April 21, 2006
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luminisk
Is a word that may be said when you’re laughing and are incomprehensible.
Can also be heard when someone doesn’t hear what you said and just decides you’re weird and thinks you just like saying funny things.
Can also be heard when someone doesn’t hear what you said and just decides you’re weird and thinks you just like saying funny things.
luminisk by skittlepoppers June 13, 2020
Lemkinism
The word is originally derived from a Crooked cop named Jonathan lemkin, Best known for stealing an instagram page named "TheUnnaturals" and claiming it his own by saying "I'm the real face of the unnaturals" which is not true. Lemkinism refers to lying, robbery, zionism and cockroach alike characteristics (mentally and physically "like having extremely skinny calves")
Jonathan lemkin also known as Johnny Limpdick is known for taking Tren for 20 years and still looking like absolute dogshit. Not only that, but he also sold bunk lemkinese gear to young kids that just started going to the gym. He also was a policeman but got fired when he got caught up with 2 kilos of coke and a dildo stuck in his fartbox. He also called the piss lord Janoy Cresva a retard and also called a youtuber named Cassady Campbell out for having a shit physique despite weight training for a long time.
Jonathan lemkin also known as Johnny Limpdick is known for taking Tren for 20 years and still looking like absolute dogshit. Not only that, but he also sold bunk lemkinese gear to young kids that just started going to the gym. He also was a policeman but got fired when he got caught up with 2 kilos of coke and a dildo stuck in his fartbox. He also called the piss lord Janoy Cresva a retard and also called a youtuber named Cassady Campbell out for having a shit physique despite weight training for a long time.
*a random dude with a jewfro, counting his shekles carefully, scratches and sniffs his bum and wears a khaki bermuda pants*
You notice his actions and whisper to your friend
- "omg look at this lemkinism"
You notice his actions and whisper to your friend
- "omg look at this lemkinism"
Lemkinism by pisstrooper101 May 19, 2018
Lumpkinella
Lumpkinella by Eggony April 23, 2018
Lurking Murk
This is a term of creepy, scary internet trolls, who live in their mothers basement. Usually fits those who use creepy eye avatars.
Did you see what that freaky Lurking Murk posted today? You know the one with the avatar of his/her eyes?
Lurking Murk by concerned urban citizen August 25, 2009
Lumina Studio Theater
A kick-ass acting group in the United States. Not the car. We do Shakespeare, Dickens and random shit made up by our director. We usually (but not always) twist the setting or characters somehow. Lumina is not to be treated casually. We take it seriously. It is not an after-school activity. And not a cult, at all...
"I have a Lumina Studio Theater rehearsal from 12:30 to 3:00 on Saturday."
"Really? That short?"
Or
"What do you do do for fun?"
"I do Lumina."
Or
"Can't you just skip a Lumina rehearsal once?"
"Hahahahahahaha."
"Really? That short?"
Or
"What do you do do for fun?"
"I do Lumina."
Or
"Can't you just skip a Lumina rehearsal once?"
"Hahahahahahaha."
Lumina Studio Theater by BlackInk April 14, 2010
Th'Lumpkin
The sexual act of receiving fellatio while sitting on a toilet with a puffer fish in your ass. Essentially, it is a blumpkin with the addition of a puffer fish in the anus.
Bonus points are given for agitating a live puffer to the point of inflating and impaling the anus with it's spines during the act.
Bonus points are given for agitating a live puffer to the point of inflating and impaling the anus with it's spines during the act.
Th'Lumpkin by The Almighty Pig April 8, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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