Lucas Joseph DeSio, a world acclaimed sketch artist, was born in Davis, California in 1998. Growing up in Davis, he learned the ins and outs of fermenting beer while working with his grandmother at her pastry shop. Due to the lack of alcoholics in schools, Lucious moved to Sacramento. There he met a young girl and his wife to be, Sophie who introduced him to the culture of "fungus tea". After many failed attempts and billions of dollars spent, Luke discovered the melody to combine fermentation and culturing. He would soon have fame and fortune but mainly, trouble. Luke started to get into prescription vitamins and met a 70's styled tranny, Karl. Their affair was discovered and Luke was shipped back to Paraguay. He is now attending school.

Luke Joseph DeSio couldn't swing after his arms were chopped off

Luke Joseph DeSio by M0THER April 13, 2009

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Luke joke

A Luke joke is a joke that's so bad nobody but the person telling the joke laughs. A Luke joke is also usually followed by stares of disbelief at the joke-teller's complete lack of humor.

Person 1: "So you know what killed the dinosaurs?"

Person 2: "A Meteor?"

Person 1: "No. DinoSARS! (laughing uncontrollably)"

Person 2: "You're a retard. Stop telling Luke jokes."

Luke joke by Burnt Renolds October 11, 2008

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luke jones

The greatest person of all time. After Jesus /god❤️. Best basketball player ever🏀🔥.

Luke Jones is the G. O. A. T.

luke jones by Alexis2342 June 21, 2017

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Luke Johnson

To make things more insufferable and difficult than they need to be.

Luke Johnson just Luke Johnsoned our CACS lecture by having us scan QR codes for attendance.

Luke Johnson by Fluffy Duckerman August 3, 2017

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