(n) A friend that you can no longer reach whether they have a drug problem, an alcohol problem, or a relationship problem.
-Hey, Christine! How's life treatin' you? I've got an STD and I'm about to declare bankruptcy and I can't drive downtown anymore because I've got a DUI. See you!
In the battle of wits, a show from Howerd Stern, LesterNapoleon Green (also know as Beetlejuice) was asked to spell the word red. Beetlejuice answered with LSTER