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lawyer in meme language, in the style of stonks
I turned comments to a purchase agreement. Big loyer energy
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Loyper Looper Loper loppers Looperty lomper layperson loaper Loiper lompero
Someone suffering, by no fault of his own, from male pattern baldness.
That brother is wearing a hat to cover his bald spot; he's a loper big-time.
Loper by DimDog March 5, 2007

Looperized

Fan #1: "Did you see Billy Wagner blow the save in the 9th inning?"

Fan #2: "Yeah, that's a shame he got Looperized by Zimmerman."
Looperized by Brian Madden April 26, 2006
Loiper, also known as Loiper Phimosis is an extremely painful infection under the foreskin where the gland of your penis begins to "mold" and begin to produce fungus over time. In time the infected glan will tighten the foreskin immensely, preventing it from being pulled back to reveal the glan. A rare infection that can occur during male youth if lack of disinfecting or washing is provided to the penis. If the infection is not cured by circumcision or sterile injections, it can result in severe pain during urination, inculiding blood flow within the urine. STDs. A horribly disfigured penis. And if all comes to worse, the penis will NEED to be disected and possibaly removed to prevent the infection from spreading to the testicals.
Dude 1: Dude my fucking cock is molding like expired cottage cheese!

Dude 2: Dude are you serious? What's wrong with your Penis?

Dude 1: I just found out I have Loiper Infection.

Dude 2: Okay
Loiper by Loiper May 23, 2009

Lopers gang 

Ayy home boy where you from? I’m from lopers gang, ohhh thasss rightttt
Lopers gang by Lopers gang July 19, 2021

Looperxied 

When you accidentally spill a bucket of fish crap and water on your bedroom floor.
person 1: i was trying to clean my fish tank, but i looperxied.

person 2: bro what
Looperxied by pastalover10 February 13, 2023