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an expression to summarize all the romance you have in your life, or lack there of.
boy: my love life sucks.
girl: so does mine.
boy: hey, you want to hook up?
girl: i was waiting for you to ask!
boy and girl go to house and close the blinds to get some business done.
love life by obviouskidd July 4, 2009
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my love life

An Empty pit of nothingness filled with ice cream and netflix
My love life love life is terrible. The closest I've gotten to a girlfriend in 3 years is the cashier. She was totally checkin me out. But alas Andrew j is still single.
my love life by Loner4lyfe June 24, 2014

My love life

Pure nothing.

Nothing except the v o i d.
V O I D a n d s a d n e s s
I cri
Depressed person - I will never find love *sigh* my love life... *cries*

Past Love Life 

People who a person has had sex with or kissed.
In Skylar’s past love life, She and Kai kissed.
Past Love Life by Niigata Smith October 27, 2018

I love life

An exaggerated sarcastic remark often used when something doesn’t go the way you want it to go. Often used in MMO RPG video games.
Player 1: “I’m going to fish really fast before I go and fight the CEO.”

Player 2: “I love life.”
I love life by tacosokayyy September 22, 2023

Past Love Life 

People who a person has originally had sex with or kissed.
Skylar’s past love life is pretty much easy to explain because in the past she and Kai have kissed.
Past Love Life by Niigata Smith October 27, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.> FInd YOur Love Life Out Of Me, I will Do It Tosoothe 

<.7.9.7.6.> FInd YOur Love Life Out Of Me, I will Do It Tosoothe
<.7.9.7.6.> FInd YOur Love Life Out Of Me, I will Do It Tosoothe
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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