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louis tomlinson

louis tomlinson is straight up the bravest man, no the bravest person alive.
louis tomlinson deserves the world

louis tomlinson

the SUN. the literal light of this world. the thing that lights up the sky every single morning. the man we would all commit arson for. the man who you can hardly understand. the man with insane cheekbones. the man who treats his fans like old friends, like he’s known them his whole life. the man who has NOT ONE skippable song. the man we all go silent for.
a stupid MAN: what the fvck is that ! ouch it’s hurting my eyes !!
me: oh my god THATS LOUIS TOMLINSON !! my king, you may now have my hand in marriage . i love you .

louis tomlinson

singer from doncaster. talented and handsome as hell. he's the most lovely person
treats his fans like friends<3
his debut album 'Walls' is out NOW! go stream it
louis tomlinson by florchis February 11, 2020

louis partridge

the cutest man on the planet who the millie stans all want. an underrated cutie yup!!!
person one : hey man! my girlfriend won’t stop talking about louis partridge!
person two : that sucks ... well what can you do?
louis partridge by L 😜😜 September 30, 2020

louis tomlinson

louis is the center of the universe, and carries the entire music industry on his back. also harry styles husband.
“did you see harry holding olivia wilde’s hand today?!”

“yeah, that’s fake asf bro. he’s been with louis tomlinson for 10 years. still together, still going strong.”

louis partridge

the most perfect human being on planet earth
'louis partridge is such an amazing and talented human being.'
louis partridge by kgxcla October 29, 2020
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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