Louis Walker 

The main tic, the girls swarm around him like bees do to their queen. Louis’ main catchphrase is “Up the fucking tics”

Hey, did you see Louis Walker today at the tics away day? I felt like I wanted to f*ck him right there right then!

Louis Walker by @wafclouis October 28, 2017

Louis Walters Syndrome 

a term used to describe an individual who goes to any unnecessary extreme to out do any one or anything that stops them from achieving their self created goals then becomes apathetic and abandons the goal; shortly thereafter begins a new temporary obsession.

I just can't seem to stick to what I do, I think I have Louis Walters Syndrome.

Louis Walters Syndrome by National Center of Diseases July 8, 2010

Luis Walter Alvarez 

Luis Walter Alvarez (also known as "Senor Balls") was a man who discovered testicles and ejaculation, and figured out how to get erected by grandmas/men. By the end of the day, Senor Balls, ejaculated for a total of 42,734 times in a day, making him the record holder for most times ejaculated in a day. The recent world record was recorded to be 23,834 times in one day, Senor Balls times that by 2.

person 1: "have you heard of Luis Walter Alvarez?"
person 2: "you mean Senor Balls? he holds the world record of ejaculations!"

Luis Walter Alvarez by theonethatscool October 28, 2021