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A person with a tiny cock and a huge ego. This guy is good at fortnite and loves to fish. He sucks at it though. His sister is hotter than fire itself.
Yo girl I slept with Louie I last night. His cock was #small
Louie I by Holly Ian October 18, 2018
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L.W.I. (pronounced "Louie") 

Lesbian While Intoxicated:

That drunk girl at the house party, bar, concert, etc. who consumes mass amounts of alcohol only to reveal her hidden lesbian tendencies.
When Chelsea drinks tequila she becomes a total L.W.I. (pronounced "Louie")

hey louis i'm a definition

hehehehehehehheheh

Putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool 

When one folds their testicles into a woman's vagina, often while saying, "I'm sorry, baby, I ruined everything, baby". Credit to Henry Zebrowski of The Last Podcast on the Left
Oh man, I had such bad whiskey dick last night that I ended up putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool.
When Alex responds to anything.
Dippy - Alex, are you going to do anything today?

Alex - I Louse
I Louse by I-Louse November 5, 2016

I miss Louis 

A fandom that is half lesbian miss the former singer of the biggest boy band, One Direction, Louis Tomlinson. Louis doesn’t recognise this as he’s getting railed Mr Harry Styles Tomlinson.

Called stan twitter fans have trended ‘LOUIS WAKE UP’ on the 1D 10th anniversary and plenty of times of ‘louis come online’/‘we miss louis’

His fans are very dedicated and stay very loyal.

Written by Howard Stoff .x
“I miss Louis”
“You know he’s getting railed by Harry Styles now”
I miss Louis by howardstoff January 16, 2021

i miss louis 

this is a definition that is used by *solo louies* to express their feelings and love towards *louis tomlinson*, who is an amazing, down-to-earth and talented singer. as louis hasn’t been very active lately (which is highly respected by us louies) solo louies tend to use the term “i miss louis” a lot, as they really want to see his face again and interact with him on twitter.
homosexual A: “i miss louis”
homosexual B: “me too, wanna make out?”
i miss louis by bluez January 20, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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