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Lotioning the Mushroom

Slang for the act of rubbing one out (masturbating). Using lotion of choice.

Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.

by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025

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