Lostebing 

A being that exists across multiple realities but belongs to none; present yet not fully real. Often used to describe someone who feels emotionally or spiritually detached, as if fading between existence and non-existence.

(Lostebing is an intentional neologism. While inspired by ‘lost being,’ its altered structure reflects the very essence of the word: a fragmented self, not whole, not exact; just like its spelling. Its form is its meaning.)

She wandered like a lostebing, half in this world, half elsewhere.

Lostebing by SillyGoose.txt June 11, 2025

Binge listening

When you repeatedly listen to a song, artist or album for an extended amount of time, the most common being that its stuck in your head or you have a personal connection to it. This is a very common occurrence with teenagers. One could consider listening to Top 40 radio stations for hours on end a form of binge listening because one can hear the same song 3 times in one hour.

Teen 1- Dude I've been binge listening to Master of Puppets for the past 6 hours.
Teen 2- Good choice man.

Binge listening by TheBlackVista October 20, 2010

Just listening to some Spotify

Synonym of masturbation. This phrase dates back to 2013 when Australian cricketer Mitchell Starc allegedly walked in on teammate Moises Henriques having a wank whilst conducting an interview.

- Hey mate what are you up to?
- Yeah nah just listening to some Spotify mate.

Just listening to some Spotify by remboi June 18, 2018

LooTubing 

Watching YouTube while on the loo

Go away I'm LooTubing
I'm gonna LooTube that later

LooTubing by NicZB April 29, 2016

the loitering giraffe 

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.

i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

the loitering giraffe by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010

nobody is listening 

nobody is listening is zayn maliks third studio album. it is a godlike album. it starts off with his song called “calamity” this song really is just- wow. it’s very soft and mellow but also still extremely powerful. okay can we just talk about sweat omg that song is so fucking sexy omg omg. all his songs are sexy tbh, just like him.

“do you think i’ll go to heaven?”

“no i do not think you will go to zayn maliks vocals in nobody is listening”

nobody is listening by maria grace March 3, 2021

Lobstering 

When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.

Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.

Lobstering by Jamsiey December 31, 2019